I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.
I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum.
REMEMBER WHEN THE IMPORTANT PART OF SANJI’S CHARACTER WASN’T THAT HE GOT A NOSEBLEED AT THE SIGHT OF BOOBS BUT THAT HE WAS A CHEF WHO KNEW THE SUFFERING OF ALMOST STARVING TO DEATH AND VOWED TO MAKE SURE THAT FATE DIDN’T BEFALL ANYONE ELSE EVEN IF THEY WERE HIS ENEMY
REMEMBER WHEN SANJI TOOK HELLA PRIDE IN HIS CULINARY ABILITIES AND HIS NUMBER ONE RAGE TRIGGER WAS TO SEE SOMEONE WASTING FOOD?
REMEMBER WHEN SANJI WAS A TOUGH TALKING THUG WHO’D BEEN RAISED BY SCOUNDRELS AND HAD NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS BUT ACTUALLY DEEPLY CARED ABOUT HOLDING UP HIS VOWS AND PROTECTING THOSE HE WAS CLOSE TO??
JUST ONCE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE ARC’S SANJI BOSS BATTLE NOT BE ABOUT SOMEONE DISREPSECTING A WOMAN, BUT BE ABOUT SEEING SOMEONE WASTE FOOD AND GETTING REALLY PISSED. OR SEEING SOMEONE HURT ONE OF HIS MALE CREW MATES AND BEING LIKE “YKNOW WHAT ONLY I GET TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AND ITS ONLY WHEN THEYRE STEALING GRUB FROM MY KITCHEN. GET READY TO DIE.”
SANJI IS THE ONLY ONE PIECE CHARACTER I CAN THINK OF WHOSE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT SHOWS REGRESSION NOT PROGRESSION. EVERYONE ELSE THAT I CAN THINK OF GOT MORE FLESHED OUT AND LIKABLE AND BETTER PEOPLE OVER TIME WHILE SANJI BECAME MORE 2 DIMENSIONAL AND TROPE-LIKE AND AN ASSHOLE OVER TIME.